New Fonda Revelations

Last week we learned Jane Fonda and Ted Turner engaged in several menage e trois' with local hookers. This week we learn that within a month of her marriage Jane Fonda caught Ted cheating on her.

Jane Fonda says her marriage to Ted Turner ended for two distinct reasons: her conversion to Christianity and his continuous cheating.

Fonda writes that her religious conversion coincided with the revelation that Turner had never stopped cheating on her. A month into their marriage she realized he'd had a "nooner" with another woman. She confronted him and bashed him over the head with a mobile phone. Through counseling they eventually reconciled, but Fonda says that didn't work out:

One can only conclude that dysfunctional people tend to have dysfunctional marriages. Hmmm, wonder if the government will give me 62 million to study this premise.