Quotes from 11 Year Olds

In honor of Art Linkletters appearance on Hannity & Colmes tonight it's appropriate to post a few "Kids Say the Darndest Things" knock offs. 11 year olds Science exam answers.

1. When you breath you inspire, when you don't breath you expire.
2. To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube
3. Water is composed of two gins, oxygin & hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin, hydrogin is gin and
water.
4. Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
5.The pistol of a flower is it's only protection against insects.
6. The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
7. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is the more extinct it is.
8. Equator: A menagerie lion running around the earth through Africa
9. Liter: A nest of young puppies
10. Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
11. Magnet: Something you find crawling over a dead cat.
12. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
13. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
14.For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.
15.To prevent contraception: wear a condominium.
16.The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon., all water tends toward the moon,
because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun
joins in this fight.
It's getting late, and I must be getting punchy cuz these are cracking me up