Thought for the Day

Original Proverb: “Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish… and you feed him for a lifetime.”

Revised Proverb: “Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs, contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes… and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.”