White House not the only home Bill & Hill left a shambles

Remember, you can't spell Hillbilly without "Hill"....

Since first lady Laura Bush has outed Hillary Clinton as a third-rate housekeeper with tacky taste, the Track feels compelled to throw in our two cents.

Let’s just say there was a reason why Bubba and his bride felt so comfy shacked up summer after summer near the pig sty on Dick Friedman’s Vineyard farm. America’s Guests were, in a word, slobs!

Rewind to the Summer of ’94, shortly after the limousine liberals wound up their summer vacation on the Rock by tearfully bidding adieu to their favorite holiday hangers-on at the airport in Edgartown.

After Air Force One blew off the isle, assorted Secret Service peeps, White House staffers, some islanders and, of course, the Track, headed back to the Friedman estate to kick back and celebrate the end of Bill and Hill’s Excellent (for them) Vacation.

The merriment - naturellement - led us to the well-appointed Adirondacks-style guest house vacated by the First Couple only hours before. And that’s where we were met by a load of dirty dishes in the sink, wet towels on the floor of the bathroom and an unmade bed.

Were these two raised by wolves?

And did we mention the overflowing trash can filled with the remains of four Dove Bars and some empty juice box containers. Yes, the Leader of the Free World sipped juice like a toddler from that tiny straw. Explains a lot, doesn’t it?

Anyone surprised by this?